- Brit Humor/Humour
- The Gentle Gordon
- Derby Drama
- What a difference a letter makes
- A country that keeps on giving… to freeloaders
- Camel Hair Art
- Tabernac, I tink I get it!
- Places I’d like to visit
- Pearls of Wisdom
- Wildlife Photography
- Strange Streets
- National Geographic Photo Contest 2012
- Endeavour in Los Angeles
- Airline humor – reinvented
- FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY
- Justice Undone – The Right Way
- Denver Debate – Results
- Debate # 1
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East.
Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and the governments don’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding theinfrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement muslims.
God Bless GREAT BRITAIN…. Damn, those Brits are smart !!
TO ALL RACING FANS HORSE RACE DERBY COMMENTARY
BY DICKIE UNDERWOOD
In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Belly In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big Dick In lane 9. Heavy Bosom In lane 10. Merry Cherry AND THEY’RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door. AT THE HALFWAY MARK: It’s Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick. AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry pops under the strain. Bare Belly is making a final push. Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH: It’s Big Dick giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head… Bare Belly shows… Thighs weakens… Heavy Bosom pulls up.. And Clean Sheets never had a chance.
A Monk’s Life… A young monk arrives at the monastery.
He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to
look for him. He sees him banging his head against
the wall and wailing.
We missed the R!”
“We missed the bloody R!”
“We missed the damn R!”
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, father?”
With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,
“The word was…
This is so darned typical… check it out.
Congressman John Barrow, a “Blue-Dog” Democrat from Georgia, is a good guy.
He recently did a TV commercial in which he proclaims his steadfast support for the Second Amendment and is endorsed by the NRA.
Then the liberals got hold of his commercial… a group of gun grabbers calling the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence did some edits on his commercial making him look like a crazed child-killer… and asking the Congressman’s constituency to contact him and make him change his evil ways. These folks are pathetic… but fortunately the good guys prevailed and John Barrow was able to keep his seat in the upcoming 113th Congress.
These commercials are less than a minute and you may want to watch them more than once to realize just how sneaky these little creeps are. John could do “nothing” to stop these commercials from airing… he just stuck to his principles and did not waiver.
Commercial # 1
Commercial # 2
A livestock fair held in Rajasthan, India every year called Pushkar Mela, brings out the best. Here’s a sampling of camel hair styling.
“The job takes about 3 years to make an engraved tatoo for an individual camels. First 2 years, there is just growing the hair and starts trimming. Inhabitant of desert does not use the iron engraved for the camels. They just cut and dye the camel hair. I have never seen such a beautiful works in the world” Osakabe Yasuo