QUICK REMEDY FOR CONSTIPATION..
This may be of help to you.
If you’re bothered by occasional or frequent
constipation, repeat the following,
three times in quick succession,
when symptoms occur:
“My future now lies in the hands of Mayawati, Mulayam Singh Yadav, Laloo Prasad Yadav, Jayalalitha, Prakash Karat and Bal Thackeray.”
If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you,
then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.