AGEING

THE OLDER CROWD

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son ‘Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘ ‘Don’t be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember,
if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….’

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Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
I love to hear them say “you don’t look that old.”
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
Think of Algebra.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
But being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,
Then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s worse when
You forget to pull it down..
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Two guys one old one young are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, ‘sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.

The young guy says, ‘That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too… I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’

The old guy says, ‘Well, maybe I can help you find her.. what does she look like?’

The young guy says, ‘well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, beautiful , blond, blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’

To which the first old guy says, ‘Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.’
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