A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle. I’m still a virgin”. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, husband number 1 was a Sales Rep. He kept telling me how great it was going to be”.
“Husband number 2 was a Programmer. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me”.
“Husband number 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up”.
“Husband number 4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver”.
“Husband number 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method”.
“Husband number 6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not”.
“Husband number 7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it”.
“Husband number 8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it”.
“Husband number 9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look”.
“Husband number 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God, I miss him!”
“But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited!” “Wonderful,” said the husband “But why?” “You’re with the government… this time I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!”