Hotel Customer Service – in China

Thanks MS


The following is a possible telephone exchange between you as a guest & room-service in a hotel in China.

Room Service:“Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest:“Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.”

Room Service:” Rye , Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?”

Guest:“Uh… Yes, I’d like to order bacon & eggs.”

Room Service:“Ow ulai den?”

Guest:” …..What??”

Room Service:“Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”

Guest:“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”

Room Service:“Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?”

Guest:“Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service:“Hokay. An sahn toes?”


Room Service:“An toes. Ulai sahn toes?”

Guest: “I…. don’t think so..”

RoomService:“No? Udo wan sahn toes???”

Guest:“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RoomService:“Toes! Toes!… Why Uoo don wan toes?… Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?”

Guest:“Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RoomService:“We botter?”

Guest:“No, just put the botter on the side.”

RoomService:“Wad ?!?”

Guest:“I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”


Guest:“Excuse me?”

RoomService:“Copy.. tea… meel?”

Guest:“Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”

RoomService:“One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy… Rye ??”

Guest:“Whatever you say.”


Guest:“You’re welcome”


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