-Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
-Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
-Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
-A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
-Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
-Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
-God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
-Here are a few great notions in philosophy: if your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
-Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
-You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
-Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
-My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
-Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
-Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
-Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
-Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
-Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.
-A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
-You know you’re getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
-You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
-It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
-Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
-Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
-Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
-Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
-It’s funny when people discuss love marriage vs arranged marriage. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
-There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
-There is only one perfect wife/husband in the world and every neighbor has it!


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