Olympics – what didn’t make the news

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events. At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: “OH!! Limp Pricks!” Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into “Olympics”.

I see the Aussies didn’t do very well in the Olympics, but then if they could run, they wouldn’t have been Australians in the first place.

My mate asked me “What is the shortest race in the Olympics?” After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer “Chinese” I replied…

The Sailing results are in. GB took the Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.

The Romanians have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze… and copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!!

Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing… it’s the same basic movement as ironing!

A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic Synchronised Diving Team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him.

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