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The Dingaling Ticket

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead … Continue reading

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Who is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’   Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. … Continue reading

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Medicare – the Aussie way

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs. Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from … Continue reading

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Olympics – what didn’t make the news

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, … Continue reading

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THOUGHTS ON AGE AND WISDOM

-Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. -Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee. -Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is … Continue reading

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